Happy new year

After my brother Glenn posted that really, really, really long review, I decided to go and post the one last bulletin before the new year hits us unless you live in austrailia or any other country that is slightly behind us (or of the pagan religion), and what better way for us to go out of the new year than with me talking about totally awesome movies.

Such as the awesome movie by Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill.

A movie that had no real plot outline until Uma Thurma gets killed(?), and then goes and gets into a bitch fight and kills a hot black girl, and who could forget the end fight sequence where Uma slices Lucy Lui's head , exposing her brain and then dying, would there be any possibe better way of ending a totally awesome movie, if anyone can tell me a better way then they obviously have never seen this movie, so, you can stop coomplaining and go and actually watch the damn movie, even if you imss the new year watching I could not give 2 shits if you do, so go and watch it NOW!

Now the one thing that is probably on your mind is what the fuck does Kill Bill have to do with new year?

The answer is................

Nothing.

Now go get pissed and have a happy new year, see ya next year.

I wonder how many drunk tanks across the country are over flowing right now?

I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas....

Hey. I'm Daryl's brother Glenn. I'll be doing some posts on here from now on, so if you ever get confused, I'm the one who can spell.

(Note from Daryl: He's not taking over this site.)

(PS. I Kan soo spellll.)

Now that we've cleared that up, we can get down to some business. Unless you've been living in the vacuum sealed pickle jar that is your imagination for the past two months you'll know that at the time that I write this, it is Christmas. Well it's past Christmas but that doesn't seem to stop people from celebrating it a couple of days afterwards. Any excuse to get drunk and wear a silly hat I suppose.





So in the spirit of the season (You know? Christmas?) I have decided to review one of the best Christmas movies ever for you. No it's not "It's a Wonderful Life". No it's not "Miracle on 34th Street". Maybe I should be more specific.





I have decided to review one of the best Christmas HORROR movies ever for you.





BLACK CHRISTMAS - Director: Bob Clark








I think I must start out by saying, this movie rocks. Where as other slasher movies have failed to exploit the Christmas season properly ("Silent Night, Deadly Night" anyone?) this one does it flawlessly and without having the killer dress up as Santa Clause.

The movie starts out with an unknown person sneaking into the attic of a sorority house at Christmas time (Having preceded "Halloween" not only through the time of production but also in the "killer's eye" use of the POV shot). Later the girls inside get some VERY obscene phone calls from an unknown caller and location (Seriously, if you're watching with mother either skip the scene or announce loudly that you're pregnant. Trust me, it works whether you're a boy or a girl).

The movie offers up likeable characters that you actually care about as opposed to the large breasted blonde bimbos that populate this genre. The story grips and doesn't let go for a second, with it's atmospheric look and creepy settings, and afterwards you are left wondering what happened afterwards. The deaths aren't gory but this doesn't detract from the movie. The film creates fear through suggestion and suspense rather than slinging gallons of gore. Great Christmas watch.

Also look out for Margot Kidder's drunken ramble about a certain type of turtle she saw at the zoo. Classic.

Blood and Gore Factor - 1/5
Scary Ass Factor - 4/5
Overall - 4/5

Tagline: "If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl it's on too tight!"

Black Xmas (Remake): Director: Glen Morgan

Now for the remake. It wasn't bad. I had a lot of faith in Glen Morgan and James Wong because they did some of the best "X-Files" episodes up until season 4 (Nerd Alert!) and they did alot of great stuff in the first and third "Final Destination" movies and the "Willard" remake . It had problems though. The movie had a lot of great black humour and the flashbacks are suitably scary ass. But the gore in the movie was kinda over the top for a straight horror film. Alot of the eyeball stuff was just too much, or at least you didn't have to see it.... Damn.

Another problem. It was like 74 minutes long. AAAAaaaaarrrrrggghh!

Blood & Gore Factor - 4/5
Scary Ass Factor - 3/5
Overall - 3/5

Tagline: "Let the Slay Ride begin!"

That's it. Have a very bloody Christmas and a horrific New Year. I know me and Daryl will....


Daryl: Thanks Glenn for that way too long fucking reveiw now get the fuck off my site, I've other shit to type up.

Thanks for reading kids.

Remember what I said before?

After playing the peice of crap game known only as fantastic four rise of the silver surfer, I questioned wheather I would ever again see a great, awesome, totally amazing game ever again, but then I played Call of duty 4 for the ps3 and xbox 360.
I would expect nothing less from the company that produced great games like all five of the spider-man games, all of the tony hawk game, and loads of others.
As it says in the headline above great graphics awesome gameplay, as I said about fantastic four it had really good graphics and terible gameplay, unlike die hard trilogy 2 which of course had somehwhat shitty graphics and totally awesome ass kicking game play, with 3 diiferent types of games.
Call of duty 4 however has both.

• Graphics - 5/5
• Sound - 5/5
• Gameplay - 10/10
• Fun factor - 10/10
• Total - 30/30

As you can see it took both the awesome atributes of great graphics and the brilliant point of gameplay put them together into an awesome first person war simulator known only as call of duty 4, no wonder this game managed to win over 3 different game awards.
Have game developers finally came to their senses?
Maybe , maybe not.

What the F**k did I get at christmas

The first thing that you are probably wondering is that why the fuck did I use stars to cover up my fuck up some what offensive language?

I don't fucking know, sorry about that.

Anyways back to the main topic I got an

xbox 360

the simpsons game - awesome

Assasins creed - awesome

Halo 3 limited edition - awesome

Spider man freind or foe - unffortunatly instead of making this and totally brilliant open world game like all the other spider man games except the first one, they decided to make this a somewhat disapointing level by level game, however the controles are somewhat fluid and easy to understand the graphic are really cool and the story line could have been a lot better, better luck next time actavision, oh did I forget to mention that actavision made this game?

Oh, What the fuck, I mean activision Have made great games like.......

I was rather disapointed when the company that created such great games ended up creating a game like spider man freind or foe, It's wasn't entierly shit, it was rather playable, it was sort of like rachet and clank except with spider man and freinds like venom ,the green goblin, doc ock, sandman and others.

This game could have been a hell of a lot better.

• Graphics - 4/5
• Sound - 4/5
• Gameplay - 4/10
• Fun factor - 5/10
• Total - 17/30

FUCK!

Anyways I also got.

A t-shirt with a skull on it.

Transformer 2 discs dvd - awesome

Battle creek brawl dvd - awesome

fantastic 4 rise of the silver surfer dvd -really good better than the first one and much much better thean the peice of shit game.

Pirates of the carrabian at worlds end - I haven't watched it yet, I soon will watch it.

Pirates of the carrabian at world end game ps2 - I haven't played it yet but I soon will play it, it's bound to be realy good.

There are also a few other things that I got but I can't exactly remember them all can I.

Oh well.

I hope you all had a merry fucking christmas,also have a good new year, I hope you all get pissed!

YEAH!

The cover for the deal or no deal game

After watching ebeeto's angry video game fag for deal or no deal, I stumbled across some about the cover, lets take a look.


O.k now heres what I thought.


















NO IT'S A PEICE OF SHIT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








FUCK!

What the fuck have I been doing?

I have just really been hanging out.



I've been fucking around on my laptop.



My fucking head phones stopped working!



I played hitman blood money.






And finally I have been typing stupid bullshit on this page and advertising this page on my youtube page.
Remeber to check it out www.youtube.com/21DAZ12.

Video games - apparantly can be good for you

I don't want any of you mother fuckers out there looking at me saying, well of course they are, if you are fuck you then, but seriously, the can be good for you but not ust in an eduational matter that your parents most likely lavish upon you, but in terms of hand co - ordination and apparantly it helps your imagination and helps you create things, but there is one thing that they are very important for which is.............................

THEY FUCKING ROCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone says different they have no fucking life.

It really does suck.

O.k I have already said this twice so far in the last 2 posts, casualty sucks ass!
Let me show you, what exactly happens in the show.
Theres a groups of doctors an idiot and another person the idiot either has a heart attack a stroke or hurts himself really bad, the other person comes along and says, "I'll go get help!".
The doctors come along and there all like, "don't stop breathing dam it, I will not loose another pacient!" as if saying that is going to make them feel any better, WHAT THE FUCK!
It's the same fucking thing every week, someone gets hurt, someone finds him/her the go call an ambulance, they come and the pacient either lives or dies, but there is also some deep dark secret the shitty characters have to unfold aswell,and this for some reason gives the pacient some sort of hope?
WHAT THE FUCK!
THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT, IT'S A PISS STAIN ON THE TROUSERS OF LIFE, IT'S AN ASS ON THE FACE OF LIFE, WHAT THE FUCK!
CASUALTY SUCKS ASS, DICK AND AND THE FUCKING NATION, FUCK!

New games

I have these 3 new game I have only played one of them .

Murder on the orient express
Far cry
And then there were none

So far of these 3 games I have only played And then there were none, please tell me what these games are like, or at least tell me what you think.

One more thing........

Casualty suck ass!

A shitty show

I was just sitting around minding my own bussiness when it hit me, why don't I go and type some more crap on my page.
But instead of telling you what I am doing or what games suck or what movie rock, I'm going to talk about a show called "the antiques road show".
This is one of the biggest piles of crap that I have ever watched on t.v all it is, is people linning of with some valuable shit, they go over the history of the crap and then they give it a price estimate..........................whats next?
Nothing, NOTHING ELSE! WHAT THE FUCK!
No, there is no more shit to add, they tell them the price and thats it, no, no there not going to try and sell the shit to some really rich fancy bastard no, they just tell them the price and tell them to fuck off and say "NEXT!" WHAT THE FUCK!
I fucking hate the show, I wish that it had never existed.
Your lucky I wasn't talking about casualty.

Merry fucking christmas

Yay santa clause is comming to town, NO HE FUCKING ISN'T.

I have no idea how many times I have heard those words comming out of kids mouths,I am fucking sick of hearing it, they are only going to find out he isn't reel from some stupid retard at their school ,who ever came up with the whole santa thing, a grown fat man who likes kids?

It's a possibilty.

I hope I havent scared any pussies out there, but any ways, merry christmas, and a happy new year, see you very soon.

Assault on precinct 13 (2005) (1979)

Most of the people who have seen these movie will most likely agree with me when I say that the original was better than the remake, lets take a look.


Assault on precinct 13 (1976) - ****
In this unforgettable thriller we see how it should be done once again by John carpenter (writer and director). The powerful L.A. gang street thunder is now out on a mission of revenge after a father kill a gang member to revenge his daughter, after running into a near by precinct the power is cut and lieutenant Ethan Bishop must now protect 2 prisoner and 2 workers in the precinct until backup arrives, we can see great character development throughout the movie and a friendship develops between Bishop and prisoner Napoleon Wilson.

Assault on precinct 13 (2005) - ***
Although I was very entertained by this remake of the classic thriller, it lacked suspense unlike the original, will much louder not so subtle music and more action, although the plot was very good and the character development and friendship was also very good, due to lack of suspense I must say this movie didn’t manage surpass the original, very entertaining and worth watching many times but not as good as the original.

Do you agree with me, tell me what you think.

From russia with love (psp)

Now lets get this straight, the game is very good, however it is much better on ps2, being that you have all the levels, on the psp you are limited to the levels you can play, plus only the cut scenes are in good qaulity like the ps2 the rest of the game is not such good qaulity, why did I buy this you might ask, because I do like to play games without having to drag a huge fucking console behind me, and what better game to play when you are on the road than from russia with love, that or Miami Vice the game, which is also really cool, but back to the matter, From russia with love for psp is really good for a psp game, 4/5, by it, but it is much better on ps2, beleive me it is much better.

My desktop at school sucks balls

I hate my school desktop, you can't customise it, you can add in any short cuts, you can't do shit, it sucks balls!

It really does lets take a look at this peice of shit desktop.

What the fuck kind of desktop do you call this, a shit desktop, THIS DESKTOP IS REGURGITATING AN ASS!

This is much better.

Now that is an awesome desktop, lets go with this one.

Moible phone games suck ass

Why do these stupid companies put shitty games on mobiles, apparantly to profit from much more than selling a dam phone, and what to they give us, shitty puzzle games, crappy racing games, and a neopets game that you can't even play unless you pay, why the fuck should we have to PAY! I've allready paid for this peice of shit phone, and all you give us in return is a pile of shitty games, in the stress of all this crap........................

...

I hope I kept the receipt "chuckle"

But thankfully I got a better phone in return but what do I get?

MORE PEICE OF SHIT GAMES!

FUCK mobile phone games!

FUCK em!

Warning to all game fans

If you havent played it don't, fantastic four rise of the silver surfer video game for ps2 is a huge pile of shit, it should never have existed, all it is, is walk fight, unlock door, beat boss, what the fuck do you call that?



Shit!



I wish I had never bought it, plus it is only a pg, there for it is shit, unlike ultimate spider man which was also a pg but it was awesome!






It truly sucks ass.

• Graphics - 4/5
  Sound - 3/5
  Gameplay - 2/10
  Fun factor - 3/10
  Total - 12/30

Now one question that is probably on your mind ,is, who is to blame for this shitty game, and to what I know it is........

I would not be surprised if this company had any relations with.....

Oh no, the game company of satan, oh deer god no!

Seriously though both of these companys suck ass, the only good game I ever played from acclaim was crazy taxie, thats all I ever liked from them, as for 2k the only good game I ever got from them was the davinci code game, they actually made a pretty good mystery game from the movie and the book, but that is all I can say about them that is good, but everything else that they make is complete and utter shit!

Anything with these 2 logo's on them is bound to be shit, so beware, thanks for reading.

The show filmore - what do you and I think?

The disney channel show filmore in my opinion is actually very good for a diney show being that a lot of other shows that I have seen on that channel like thats so raven and the replacements are O.k but they are just not great, tell me what you think, post a comment on this artical and tell me what you think , but don't just tell me what you think of filmore tell me what you think of the following disney shows.

Hannah Montana
Thats so raven
The replacments
Cory in the house
Recess
Lizzy maguire

Tell me what you think, great.

The best hitman trailer ever!

We have all seen family suitable trailers for hitman, but have we ever seen trailers athat are uncensord, lets take a look........

Now that was kick ass wasn't it, great.

James bond - the actors - who's the best

There is not a single doubt in my mind that everyone on this planet has seen a james bond film, unless you live in africa or maybe in afganistan and possibly in France, but....................................................yeah, now we all have our favourite bonds but who truly is the best bond?

Lets find out, heres a list.

6.roger moore

5.timothy dalton

4.Peirce brosnan

3.sean connery

2.george lazenby

1.Daniel Craig!


Why is daniel craig the best, because he played bond like in the book, thats why he rules, and he didn't look mega old like moore so , lets all face it Daniel Craig was the best bond if you don't like this fact then, deal with it!

What I am up to

Well the obvious senario is that I'm typing this crap on this page, but I have been doing other things like..................................

I've played new super mario brothers on the Nintendo ds

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I've been watching awesome movies like spider man 3.

And finaly me and my brother have been writting the script to weirdo's episode 2, plus a few other things which I would rather not mention here, that and one of my freinds moved away

"sob, sob, cry, cry" Keep looking for more crap to come soon.

"forced chuckle".

One more thing.......................................

The die hard movies rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remakes - some good - some bad

Remakes, many of the remakes that I have seen have been O.k but many of them truly suck, some like charlie and the chocolate factory (2005) Directed by tim burton was a very bad remake, He took the whole story and turned it into a story of dark tales, thankfully charlie didn't have scissors for hands, and then there are some remakes like assault on precinct 13(2005) which was really good except for the bad guys, how ever the original was much more kick ass and suspenceful (1979) and finaly the Fog remake, to be honest I have never seen it, but to the info that I have gathered from most people it is terible and for maybe some people it might destroy your soul...............................

Not true (to all gulable people out there)

So if you ever see a poster for remake in a cinema one day check reveiws before you go and see it, if it gets higher than one star go and see if not, then it's probably a rotting peice of shit, and it should probably never be seen, wait until it's available to rent.

Kid shows are terible and should be banned

I can't stand the show casualty, but one thing that I hate even more are shitty kids shows like balamory and dora the explorer, all these shows are only handy to brainless idiot kids and guys on pot and maybe coke..................................

I wouldn't know.

The only good kid show that I have ever wathed is a show on disney called filmore and even then it's not really for kids, so in the long run, still......................

Kids shows suck.

To all you perferts out there

If you accidentaly stumbled across the site looking for porn then please feel free to browes through my non pornographic articals until you feel like jacking it again, but then again I would think that you would have went straight back to that when you found that this wasn't porn, oh well, time to search on the porn store, I mean internet, fuck, keep reading.

Die hard trilogy 2

The game die hard trilogy 2 for playstaion is a very good game, if you havn't heard of it thats beacause it is very rare, but I luckely managed to get it only for £5.49 on ebay, however there are those who are unlucky and get it and a much higher price probably over £100 or $, but wait until the right time, it has great game play beleive even though the qaulity of picture is shit it's still a really cool game, as a playstaion 1 game 4/5, comparing it to playstation 2 games 3/5, its still a really great game.

The simpsons/sopranos

Don't tell me that this doesn't looks really cool.
I use this as my backround, use it if you want I really couldn't give a crap.
And now with without any reasoning just because it's true.....................

METALICA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weirdo's episode 2

For those who just stumbled across this page trying to find a half decent porn site, weirdo's is a show that me and my brother came up with and so far we have only ever made one episode by using a shitty camera phone, to those who have already seen it the next episode will maybe be put on within maybe a month or 2, it will be made using a proper camera meaning better quality, so be on the look out in the next month or so, I know that I have said this over and over again to many users on youtube but I thought I would do one better and tell you the plot, I get a sock puppet and it starts controlling me, and I kick his ass!

Wait and see the video and find out.

I am a crap speller

Fact, before any of the people reading these articals say anything I want to say that I am a crappy speller with crappy punctuation, I wil try to improve on it but I can't make any garantees plus I highly doubt that there is anyone who really gives a crap, keep reading .

Want to see movie for free?

Check out this cool site that I found, and before you say anything this is not s porn site, it's called www.bedroommedia.com although the qaulity of picture on the videos are not that good they are still watchable, so if you get a chance to go and check it out unless you would rather go and see these movie on the big screen, and no I was not paid to advertise.

Hitman (2007)

I have know idea why so many critics are being so bitchy about this movie, to be perfectly honest with you this movie was actually well made, olyphant did a pretty good job playing 47 but he good have done a little bit better, the plot was good aswell, it was very well written by skip woods, so this is a word to all critics who are reading this, it was'nt so bad, I would give it,
3/5.
Any hitman game fan would most likely want to go and see this and beleive me when I say this ,it is worth seeing, go see it.

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