I haven't updated my blog in the past week or so, the longest period so far, but enough rannting on breaking my lazy record but I have been making up for my time not spent typing on this page by filming weirdo's episode 2< i strated filming on sunday however since one of my actors couldn't come in we had to replace him with someone else not that it really matters or anything I just though that it may be improtant to any one who really cares.
At the momnet we have only managed to film about 3 or 4 minutes of the episode however filming will continue this saturday if nobody is busy if that is the case then we will try and finish it on sunday and hopefully edit it by then aswell if thats not posible then you will just have to be patient and wait another fucking week but that shouldn't be the case and we should be able to finish filming by saturday if none of the cast or crew is working.
And by the way if anyone cares we are using a real camera for this one and not just some shitty camera phone with editing software on it so expect better picture quality, we should have editing software, one of the cast claims to have software that will edited any type of video so we should be in the clear, if this messes up the we will have to probably convert the video to another file type to edit it so there really shouldn't be anything to worry about if there is anyone who really cares, so be on the look out for the video, I will post a link to it on the day of it's realease so don't worry about not finding it.
See you then.
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Grand Theft Auto
O.k we are all familiar with the grand theft auto series on the playstation and the playstation 2, and as we all know the games are totally kick ass, I meen half of what you do is just run around blowing shit up and killing people, what else could you ask for.
WellI can think of a few but the first thing that I want to point out, is the titles.
"Grand theft auto", O.k really cool whats next, "Grand theft auto 2", still cool basic understandable we all see whats going on, then we have , "Grand theft auto 3", great whats next, "Grand theft auto vice City", What the fuck what happened to the numbers, o.k grand theft auto 4 next right?
"Grand theft auto San Andreas", WTF! Come on, What about grand theft auto 4, Then we had, "Grand theft auto Liberty city stories".
I want 4 you fucking Jackasses, There evetually was a grand theft auto 4, but it wasn't for another 200 fucking years until the playstation 3 came out. WTF!
But any ways, I don't really plan on reveiwing all of these damn games seeing as how I only have on of them, and have demo's of some of them but the one that I have and will be reveiwing today is "Grand theft auto - Vice City".
O.k this game did have some advantages to it but there were also many fucking shit bombs, lets take a look at the good things about this game first.
First off, the game play is good, it doesn't just keep repeating the same damn missions over and over again, that's actually a very good idea, in many open world games that I have played over the years half of the time the games just keep repeating the same fucking missions over and over again but this game manges to fix that error.
The sound in this game is pretty good, I mean every now and then the characters voices might go down so low you can't hear them but that's fixed as the game has subtitles, but I would still like to fucking hear them speek, but over all the sound is pretty good.
The graphics compared with games today are not at all that good, but this was actually a somewhat early playstation 2 game so the graphics can be excused but the one thing is that it wasn't that fucking early, the game was made in 2002, but it could have been done better.
but the one thing that was the biggest fucking error of the whole fucking game is the damn controles, I mean what the fuck, for one thing circles is shoot and r1 is aim, WTF!
Usually it's r1 that shoots and l1 that aims, but no they fuck us over and make it so damn confusing and make the game less fun and of course harder, there is certain appeal to the game and it does have fun to it but the fun is brought down by the shitty fucking controles.
I thing I have said enough, lets take a look at the final score.
Graphics - 3.5/5
Sound - 3.5/5
Gameplay - 8/10
Fun factor - 5/10
Total - 20/30
If the controles had been done better this game would have been so much better, but they aren't as good as they could have been so, go ahead by the game but be warned the controles suck, Everything else is o.k and makes the game really good appart from the controles.
WellI can think of a few but the first thing that I want to point out, is the titles.
"Grand theft auto", O.k really cool whats next, "Grand theft auto 2", still cool basic understandable we all see whats going on, then we have , "Grand theft auto 3", great whats next, "Grand theft auto vice City", What the fuck what happened to the numbers, o.k grand theft auto 4 next right?
"Grand theft auto San Andreas", WTF! Come on, What about grand theft auto 4, Then we had, "Grand theft auto Liberty city stories".
I want 4 you fucking Jackasses, There evetually was a grand theft auto 4, but it wasn't for another 200 fucking years until the playstation 3 came out. WTF!
But any ways, I don't really plan on reveiwing all of these damn games seeing as how I only have on of them, and have demo's of some of them but the one that I have and will be reveiwing today is "Grand theft auto - Vice City".
O.k this game did have some advantages to it but there were also many fucking shit bombs, lets take a look at the good things about this game first.
First off, the game play is good, it doesn't just keep repeating the same damn missions over and over again, that's actually a very good idea, in many open world games that I have played over the years half of the time the games just keep repeating the same fucking missions over and over again but this game manges to fix that error.
The sound in this game is pretty good, I mean every now and then the characters voices might go down so low you can't hear them but that's fixed as the game has subtitles, but I would still like to fucking hear them speek, but over all the sound is pretty good.
The graphics compared with games today are not at all that good, but this was actually a somewhat early playstation 2 game so the graphics can be excused but the one thing is that it wasn't that fucking early, the game was made in 2002, but it could have been done better.
but the one thing that was the biggest fucking error of the whole fucking game is the damn controles, I mean what the fuck, for one thing circles is shoot and r1 is aim, WTF!
Usually it's r1 that shoots and l1 that aims, but no they fuck us over and make it so damn confusing and make the game less fun and of course harder, there is certain appeal to the game and it does have fun to it but the fun is brought down by the shitty fucking controles.
I thing I have said enough, lets take a look at the final score.
Graphics - 3.5/5
Sound - 3.5/5
Gameplay - 8/10
Fun factor - 5/10
Total - 20/30
If the controles had been done better this game would have been so much better, but they aren't as good as they could have been so, go ahead by the game but be warned the controles suck, Everything else is o.k and makes the game really good appart from the controles.
Thursday, 14 February 2008
Rambo trilogy
As we all know there is a new rambo movie coming but one thing that many people have probably noticed is the error in the titles lets take a look.
The first movie was called "First blood", o.k thats pretty simple and easy to understand so nothing is wrong just yet, then we have "Rambo - First blood part 2" O.k it still has first blood in the title plus it has part 2 to it so that is still simple, and then we had "Rambo 3" WTF!
Rambo 3 wouldn't it be Rambo 2 first blood part 3 but no, they take the rambo title and confused the many great fans of the movies, o.k we all no that its the 3 movie but why the fuck couldn't they be consistent and keep the titles simmilar, but now we've got the new one, and relating it to rocky balboa many people thought that it was going to be called John Rmabo and they did but then they Changed it again to just "Rambo" WTF!
Why the fuck didn't they just call at least Rambo 4 because it's the 4th fucking movie or if anything if they had been consistent with the 3rd ones title they could have called it Rambo 3 first blood part 4 but no, hollywood just fucked us over, and I am never going to blame these title errors on Sylvestar Stalone, because he fucking rocks, just like in Rocky, keep kicking ass man, keep it up.
Now on with the reveiws of the actual movies.
First blood.
This movie was surprisingly well made, it didn't just have action all over the place it had action in al the right places plus with clever traps and suspencfull moments Rambo Kicks some serious ass in the first of this very successful series of movies,
Rambo, a vietnam vet comes from the war only to find his own personal war, after being pushed by many police officers in a small town rambo is now on the run to try and get away from them until he is accused of killing a police officer, and now left with no option the only man that could stop him is rambo's Commander, in this action drama stallone deliver a great emotional speech at the end, which for many people is a rare sighting to see an action hero get really emotional they you see him get .
The first movie was called "First blood", o.k thats pretty simple and easy to understand so nothing is wrong just yet, then we have "Rambo - First blood part 2" O.k it still has first blood in the title plus it has part 2 to it so that is still simple, and then we had "Rambo 3" WTF!
Rambo 3 wouldn't it be Rambo 2 first blood part 3 but no, they take the rambo title and confused the many great fans of the movies, o.k we all no that its the 3 movie but why the fuck couldn't they be consistent and keep the titles simmilar, but now we've got the new one, and relating it to rocky balboa many people thought that it was going to be called John Rmabo and they did but then they Changed it again to just "Rambo" WTF!
Why the fuck didn't they just call at least Rambo 4 because it's the 4th fucking movie or if anything if they had been consistent with the 3rd ones title they could have called it Rambo 3 first blood part 4 but no, hollywood just fucked us over, and I am never going to blame these title errors on Sylvestar Stalone, because he fucking rocks, just like in Rocky, keep kicking ass man, keep it up.
Now on with the reveiws of the actual movies.
First blood.
This movie was surprisingly well made, it didn't just have action all over the place it had action in al the right places plus with clever traps and suspencfull moments Rambo Kicks some serious ass in the first of this very successful series of movies,
Rambo, a vietnam vet comes from the war only to find his own personal war, after being pushed by many police officers in a small town rambo is now on the run to try and get away from them until he is accused of killing a police officer, and now left with no option the only man that could stop him is rambo's Commander, in this action drama stallone deliver a great emotional speech at the end, which for many people is a rare sighting to see an action hero get really emotional they you see him get .
Actors - 4/5
Storyline - 4/5
Action - 8/10
Drama - 8/10
Total - 24/30
****/*****
Rambo - First blood part 2.
Rambo is back again and it is time to kick some more ass, in this action packed sequal, we see far more action and far more explosions, Rambo is taken out of prison by his own commander to go into vietnam and recuse prisoners, and if he completes the mossion then he will be set free from prison, but then some of the people that he was working with betray him and Rambo is left to find his own way out and rescue all the prisoners at the same time.
Storyline - 4/5
Action - 8/10
Drama - 8/10
Total - 24/30
****/*****
Rambo - First blood part 2.
Rambo is back again and it is time to kick some more ass, in this action packed sequal, we see far more action and far more explosions, Rambo is taken out of prison by his own commander to go into vietnam and recuse prisoners, and if he completes the mossion then he will be set free from prison, but then some of the people that he was working with betray him and Rambo is left to find his own way out and rescue all the prisoners at the same time.
Will Rambo make it out alive?
Well yeah eitherwise there wouldn't be a sequal.
Actors - 4/5
Storyline -4/5
Action - 9/10
Drama - 6/10
Total - 23/30
***/*****
Rambo 3
This one of the 3 so far to what I have seen has definatly been the most action packed, I couldn't turn my back without turning around to see a fucking explsion or see some guy getting shot or stabbed, allthough I will have to say that the end sequence when Rambo and his comander are surrounded by tones of Jeeps, Tanks and Helicopters all they do is just Jump into a pit in the ground and shoot and them with a grenade launcher and an A-k 47 only to have tones of rebel soldiers show up and start kicking some ass, and after the rebels show up and after rambo had been shot at by over a hundred machine guns and rocket launchers he comes out without a fucking scrach, appart from this point in the movie it was pretty good, and kept the series going.
Actors - 4/5
Storyline -4/5
Action - 9/10
Drama - 5/10
Total - 22/30
***/*****
There we go, and like the rocky movies, watch them as they fucking rock, beleive me, if your not a fan of people getting killed with machine guns, knifes and rockets this movie is not for you, if not then this movie is just right for you.
Thanks for reading.
Actors - 4/5
Storyline -4/5
Action - 9/10
Drama - 6/10
Total - 23/30
***/*****
Rambo 3
This one of the 3 so far to what I have seen has definatly been the most action packed, I couldn't turn my back without turning around to see a fucking explsion or see some guy getting shot or stabbed, allthough I will have to say that the end sequence when Rambo and his comander are surrounded by tones of Jeeps, Tanks and Helicopters all they do is just Jump into a pit in the ground and shoot and them with a grenade launcher and an A-k 47 only to have tones of rebel soldiers show up and start kicking some ass, and after the rebels show up and after rambo had been shot at by over a hundred machine guns and rocket launchers he comes out without a fucking scrach, appart from this point in the movie it was pretty good, and kept the series going.
Actors - 4/5
Storyline -4/5
Action - 9/10
Drama - 5/10
Total - 22/30
***/*****
There we go, and like the rocky movies, watch them as they fucking rock, beleive me, if your not a fan of people getting killed with machine guns, knifes and rockets this movie is not for you, if not then this movie is just right for you.
Thanks for reading.
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
A breif history of consoles.
There have been many video game consoles over these many years from the magnebox odyssey all the way to the PS3, starting of with just one game per console heading towards hundreds of games on each.
Many of these have been successful however some of them just failed and faded away some like the magnebox odyssey were not very successful as there advertisements made it seem as though you could only play it on a magnebox T.V designed by the same company and not everyone had a TV like that at the time so they went out and bought a console that did the same thing and worked on all TV’s known as “Pong”.
One of the great classics was the Attari 2600 this console had the longest life span of any home gaming system, and in between it’s existence the same companies made other consoles which came and went one was called the Attari 5200 which was supposed to replace the 2600 but unfortunately it failed as the console for one thing was far too big and the controllers that came with the system never worked and some other controllers that were available were not compatible and though there were controllers that worked they were very hard to get a hold of and there for the most important aspect of the game was shattered as you couldn’t play it so there for it was scrapped and never saw the light of day again.
Then there were others like the Sega genesis which also had a long life span, not as long as the Attari 2600 though, but as new consoles came in to the works Sega had to try and keep the genesis alive, there were 2 attempts known as the sega cd and the sega 32X, these failed though, why, there are many reasons.
· It created a huge mess of cables on you floor.
o You have to connect the sega to the 32X.
o The sega to the sega cd.
o They each have there own power adapter.
§ In that case why not make it a separate console if it’s not going to run of the sega’s power.
· There were rumours that the 32X could damage your games (this was never properly proved though).
I can’t really remember any reasons off the top of my head so what else can I say about the 32X other than it sucks!
The genesis in general was a really good console for the time but the attachments mentioned above just sucked balls and were some of the biggest failures of the time; however these attachments were made for the simple reason of keeping the genesis going to compete with its nemesis the super Nintendo also known as the SNES, but one thing still runs through my mind why the hell keep the console going, why not just make a console that’s better, but no, they just want to keep more bullshit leaching on the genesis and making the super Nintendo more popular than a console that some people say is on life support.
However after many consoles Sega eventually got it right with the Dreamcast but after the release of that console Sega had to leave the race of consoles having Microsoft and Sony stepping into the race, and now Sega is making games on consoles like the Nintendo Wii and the Xbox 360.
When Sony got into the race they created one of the most popular consoles ever made known only as the Playstation, which was one of the very few consoles that was successful in utilising discs, and then many years later came the PS2 and the PS3 but now the 2 main competitors are Microsoft and Sony we have 2 matches going on right now
Xbox VS. PS2
Xbox 360 VS. PS3
Who will win?
Only time will tell.
This has been a brief history of video game consoles, and believe me I haven’t gone through them all, I have just narrowed it down, maybe some day I will tell the rest of the history of the other consoles but that days is not today.
Thanks for reading.
Saturday, 9 February 2008
Rocky
Being that I haven't updated my page in over 5 days I think I owe it to whoever the hell reads this page to type up another half assed reveiw.
Today I have actually been watching a lot of movies iincluding "Armagedon" and "Rocky" 1 to 3 I am still to watching the other 3 but what can I say, but today I have chosen to reveiw the great Movie Rocky, maybe some other time I will reveiw Armagedon but today I will reveiw Rocky so lets get started.
As we all know there have been 6 Rocky movies and If anyone has seen any of them then they will know that the first one was the best, it all starts as a amature fighter Rocky Balboa is given a lucky shot at the big time from the current heavy weight champion Appollo Creed.
As many people will also know the best moment of the movie is the 2 minute montage scene in which rocky is in training for the fight with Appollo, Stalone not only shows the right attitude for the carachter or the right voice but also the right physical ability of which no one would want to mess with unless you have reel balls.
Stalone gives what s probably his best performance after Mickey leaves his appartment after offering to be Rocky's manager, a brilliant dramatic monologue.
What else can I say about this amazing, awesome, great, kick ass boxing drama other than this, lets take a look at the final score.
Storyline -4/5
Actors -5/5
Entertainment value - 9/20
Drama -8/10
Total -26/30
The sequal aren't as good as the first to what I have seen but they are pretty good and worth watching so don't doubt watching the other films.
Today I have actually been watching a lot of movies iincluding "Armagedon" and "Rocky" 1 to 3 I am still to watching the other 3 but what can I say, but today I have chosen to reveiw the great Movie Rocky, maybe some other time I will reveiw Armagedon but today I will reveiw Rocky so lets get started.
As we all know there have been 6 Rocky movies and If anyone has seen any of them then they will know that the first one was the best, it all starts as a amature fighter Rocky Balboa is given a lucky shot at the big time from the current heavy weight champion Appollo Creed.
As many people will also know the best moment of the movie is the 2 minute montage scene in which rocky is in training for the fight with Appollo, Stalone not only shows the right attitude for the carachter or the right voice but also the right physical ability of which no one would want to mess with unless you have reel balls.
Stalone gives what s probably his best performance after Mickey leaves his appartment after offering to be Rocky's manager, a brilliant dramatic monologue.
What else can I say about this amazing, awesome, great, kick ass boxing drama other than this, lets take a look at the final score.
Storyline -4/5
Actors -5/5
Entertainment value - 9/20
Drama -8/10
Total -26/30
****/*****
The sequal aren't as good as the first to what I have seen but they are pretty good and worth watching so don't doubt watching the other films.
Monday, 4 February 2008
V for Vendetta
If you haven't seen this movie.......I'm sorry I can't speak to you anymore, this is with out a doubt one of my favourite films of all time, what better than to have the writters of the matrix trilogy come in and write a script for a movie based on a DC comic.
The movie had everything that it should have had, drama, fught scenes, explosions and safisticated speaches from "V", the one speech that stood out in my mind was his speach that he gives when he meet the girl "Evey", I couldn't understand a word that he said in that speech but thats what makes it so damn cool, I even manged to memorise the whole thing, I know that nis kinda sad but but now I can show off with the speach whenever the fuck I feel like it, like when I am in a situation like in the movie when V gave that speach, but then what if the person I said it to understood it and reported me to the police for plots of treason, I suppose I might have to look at a dictionary.
But the whole movie what entertainning there wasn't a single moment that I didn't enjoy except for the moment with the molesting bishop, but then "V" kills the fucker so I guess it all worked out.
There was something that I think I should tell you, when I was reading the reveiw of this movie on radiotimes.com the ctritic said that this movie was
The movie had everything that it should have had, drama, fught scenes, explosions and safisticated speaches from "V", the one speech that stood out in my mind was his speach that he gives when he meet the girl "Evey", I couldn't understand a word that he said in that speech but thats what makes it so damn cool, I even manged to memorise the whole thing, I know that nis kinda sad but but now I can show off with the speach whenever the fuck I feel like it, like when I am in a situation like in the movie when V gave that speach, but then what if the person I said it to understood it and reported me to the police for plots of treason, I suppose I might have to look at a dictionary.
But the whole movie what entertainning there wasn't a single moment that I didn't enjoy except for the moment with the molesting bishop, but then "V" kills the fucker so I guess it all worked out.
There was something that I think I should tell you, when I was reading the reveiw of this movie on radiotimes.com the ctritic said that this movie was
Radiotimes -
"Overly Dramatic".
What the fuck is she talking about, that was the fucking idea, plus how the fuck could smething be overly dramatic, this bitch complains about stuff being tooo gory, toop scary adn now she's saying it's "overly Dramatic"?
I am not going to bother bitching about that critic, lets just take a look at the final score.
Storyline -5/5
Actors -5/5
Entertainment value -9/10
Violence - 8/10
Total -27/30
****/*****
It would have been five but the intro was just a bit rushed, I hate to say that, even thuogh the intro was very good it was jsut a bit rushed, but appart from that I would say 4 stars as it was fucking AWESOME!
Thanks for reading.
Sunday, 3 February 2008
It's new month at last!
Welsome to febuary readers, if you are one of those people who live in their parents basement and have no concept the outside world and request regular stock ups on food and never go outside because you are afraid of the possibility of catching disease then you probably have no idea the it is febuary, hell you probably have no idea that it's 2008 unless you watched one of those shows at new year, but anyways, why am I typing this artical?
Because personally for me this month has been the slowest January for me, EVER!
Even though I have been doing tones of fun shit it's still been pretty fucking slow, I mean, I have been out to see new movies, I have bought new games, I have been making new videos, I been learning awesome tunes on the guitar, I have been playing basketball, I have unfortunatly been going to school and sitting prelim exams which fucking suck donkey cock, and yet somehow this fucking month has notmanaged to go by any fucking faster than it has been going by as slow as hell, a turtle could move faster than this month gone by.
A lot of you who are reading this artical are probably totally fucking confused and have no idea what the fucking I am talking about and I am robably wasting your time so I'm just going to try and finish the prolonged artical.
I have been busy but also I will soon be getting to work on weirdo's episode 2 however it has been hard to get all the people together so what the fuck can I do, one day only one of them is available and the other one is not, but hopefully we will get to wor on it very soon so if anyone actually cares stop moaning it will be out hopefully this month if not next month.
Because personally for me this month has been the slowest January for me, EVER!
Even though I have been doing tones of fun shit it's still been pretty fucking slow, I mean, I have been out to see new movies, I have bought new games, I have been making new videos, I been learning awesome tunes on the guitar, I have been playing basketball, I have unfortunatly been going to school and sitting prelim exams which fucking suck donkey cock, and yet somehow this fucking month has notmanaged to go by any fucking faster than it has been going by as slow as hell, a turtle could move faster than this month gone by.
A lot of you who are reading this artical are probably totally fucking confused and have no idea what the fucking I am talking about and I am robably wasting your time so I'm just going to try and finish the prolonged artical.
I have been busy but also I will soon be getting to work on weirdo's episode 2 however it has been hard to get all the people together so what the fuck can I do, one day only one of them is available and the other one is not, but hopefully we will get to wor on it very soon so if anyone actually cares stop moaning it will be out hopefully this month if not next month.
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