Thursday, 31 January 2008
The top 5 comic movies of all time
5. The mask
I cannot tell you how much i loved this movie when I was a kid, and i still cannot tell you how much I love it now, Jim Carrey was the perfect man to play this character if anyone can think of someone else tell me, if you can, watch the movie again as you obviously have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, so what can I say this movie rocks, that is why it is on this list because it rocks ass!
4. Batman.
Tim Burton, you rock, except when you did Charlie and the chocolate factory, but anyways, what can i say about this movie other than the fact that it was the first proper portraile of the capped crusader, rather than having him wear tights and run around with his gay sidekick, they had him in armour and running around with awesome gadgets, and Kicking the Jokers ass!
This film fucking rocks!
3.Superman.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a totally awesome movie starring Christopher Reeve, as Superman!
The man of steel makes his first movie in this great adaptation of the comics, re-telling the story of how superman got to earth and how he has his powers, and he becomes superman and kicks the ass of lex luthor and nearly get the girl, Louis Lane, what can I say, it's true to the comic, and the plot it's slef is graet, what else can I say about this movie other than it rocks!
2. The Crow.
Brandon Lee is the best thing about this movie, his performance shines brighter than a recently washed car, o.k i understand the movie has a dark setting but his performance still shined man, Eric Draven coms back from the dead to avenge the death of both him and his soon to be wife, how much better can you get, oh wait a second you could be our number one.
1. Spider-man.
Once again I cannot stress how much i love this movie, true the second movie was great aswell but the 3rd one could have been better even though it still rocked, but anyways, the first in the series is always going to be the better one and it shows, Peter Parker is bitten by a geneticall enhanced spider and becomes, SPIDER-MAN! And after the death of his uncle Ben he goes out to find the one who supposodly killed him and afterwards goes on to save the city and kick the green goblins ass!
This is number one because it rocks harder than any of the other ones on this list, even though the crow was still kcik ass this is just slightly better.
What else can I say all this movies were the best there is nothing that anyone can say that will majke change my mind, so thanks for reading and don't forget to check out my youtube page youtube.com/21DAZ12.
Thanks for reading.
Monday, 28 January 2008
The Dark Knight - PG?

The PG label and a batman movie should never be anywhere near each other, do you know what happened the last time the PG label got near a batman movie, yes Joel Shumacher came in and made.......

O.k this movie was o.k but it was still kinda fucking gay, if anyone says different, bring it thats all I have to say, but lets get back to the matter at hand here, this movie is supposed to have the Joker , what the fuck was wrong with Christopher, was he on weed when he read the script for this?
He must have been like "Dark Knight + PG = Kick ass!" WRONG!
But anyways all that we can hope is that when this movie comes out the movie has good plot, but it won't be as good as the last one, remember that one, it had a twelve rating , those were the days, oh well, lets not get into that, lets just hope for the best when this comes out.
Don't ask me when it comes out I haven't found out yet but I am away to so, I tell you some other time.
Sunday, 27 January 2008
Alien vs Predator - Requiem

Wednesday, 23 January 2008
Top 5 most revolutionary game consoles EVER!
5. The sega Genesis.
Now I want to say this, I understand, today we don't really play many games like this anymore but the sega genesis was the best at the time in cartrages, plus it had much better picture quality than any of the nintendo consoles at the time so, what can I say this had to be on the list, if you don't agree shut up and keep reading.
4.The super nintendo.
Why is the so revolutionary, because it was the first console to have more than 3 buttons on it, unlike the nintendo or the sega which only had 2 or 3 buttons on it, the super nintendo however had over six buttons on it's controler, and it gave you a much wider variaty in what you were doing rather than being limited to only 3 particular movments and options on a sega so, I have to give the credit to the super nintendo.
3.The nintendo game boy pocket.
This was the first ever portable games cosole ever, now at last rather than sitting in the back seet of the car with nothing to do, you could play a video game such as super mario brothers and pokemon, o.k I wasn't really a big fan of pokemon but still, it was still a game to play, so rather than waiting to get home you could play games where ever and when ever you wanted.
2. The playstation 1.
The first console ever to properly use discs, there had been more consoles before this that attempted to use disc but failed, however the playstation did not fail, with games like die hard trilogy and metal gear solid, who doesn't remeber those games, plus also 2 new buttons were added to the controls, what? Now you had more options, awesome!
1. The nintendo 64.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
When I first played this console when I was younger I loved it and I still love it today, but that is not why it is number one. For one thing it was a huge leap in graphics, not just side scoring games any more, more like 3d games like super mario 64 and superman 64, you would never have expected this in a console that uses cartrages! OMG! Plus this was the frist console that introduce 2 things on it's controler, one was the trigger button mainly used to shoot people with in fisrt person shooter e.g. Goldeneye. And also the ANALOG STICK! Yes this was the first console conrtroler to use analog sticks, however you might think that I am wrong, and some of you may say, the attari 2600 had a analog stick, that wasn't an analog stick, that was just a shitty joy stick, it was also the frist console to let you save every one of your games, not just ones that had internal bataries like for the NES (nintendo entertainment system) or the SNES (super nintendo entertainment system) as the console had a special memory system installed in the console that could also be removed and replaced with another one.
This console rocks!!!!!!!!
If it weren't for these consoles then we wouldn't be playing consoles like the playstation 3 or the xbox 360, remember that the next time you think about bitching about these consoles.
Monday, 21 January 2008
Sega gennesis games
A while after watching fat man judgeths reveiw for the game indiana jones and the last crusade for the sega gennesis, I thought to myself "why not go play the game, just to see how shit it is" This was one of the biggest mistake of my life, I cannot stand the damn game nor can I stand many other games that this guy reveiwed, so heres a list of 5 games that I have played for the sega gennesis, 5 being the best and 1 being the worst.
5. Jurassic park : rampage edition
I'll be fair with this game, this was rather well made for a gennesis game, the graphics were o.k and the music stuck well with it, and of course the controls were half decent, they were quite fluid and easy to use, I have to give the credit to Jurassic park on this one, now it's time for....
MINI SCORES!
- Graphics - 3/5
- Sound - 3/5
- Gameplay - 8/10
- Fun Factor - 9/10
- Total - 23/30
4. Aladin
For a kids game It wasn't all that bad to be honest with you, but it did lack the true awesomeness of Jurassic park, the controls were good and fluid, it was somewhat fun, but it did get somewhat annoying after while, the graphics were very good for a gennesis game, being it was based on a cartoon movie understandable that the graphics looked cartoony, so it was o.k but not as good a Jurassic park.
- Graphics - 4.5/5
- Sound - 3.5/5
- Gameplay - 7/10
- Fun factor - 5/10
- Total - 20/30
3. Batman Forever
This game I would have to say is probably the worst super hero games that I have ever played, honestly I got bored whilst playing it, I could not be bothered to go on any further with the game.
The controls are far too complicated, However unlike fat man judgeth I somehow managed to discover how to get down holes in the floor in a matter of minutes, which according to fat man judgeth is the hardest thing in the game however you should b able to press the down button to go down but noooooooo.
The graphics are o.k I have to say but they are a bit fuzzy sometimes but they are still o.k.
- Graphics - 2.5/5
- Sound - 1/5
- Gamplay - 3/10
- Fun Factor - 0/10
- Total - 6.5/30
My first ever 0/10 that must be bad.
2. Indiana Jones and the last crusade.
All though the movie was absolutly amazing, the game was worse than drinking from the wrong grail. This is the most annoying game that I have ever played, the controls are really bad on this, one thing that is really annoying about this game is that as son as you go near a ledge, your character will automaticaly fall off the damn ledge(?)
Heres a list of his weaknesses.
- Shallow water
- Bones
- Flames
- Grass
What the hell kind of weaknesses are these, they are the worst weaknesses anyone could have, fuck this, lets take a look at the final score.
- Graphics - 1/5
- Sound - 1/5
- Gameplay - 1/10
- Fun factor - 0/10
- Total - 3/30
My god, What could be number 1?
1. Terminator 2 : Judgement day.
Oh my god, I cannot tell you how much I hate this game, The whole idea of this game is bad, The concept of the health bar in this game is terible, you start of at 100% but when you get down 0% you get a sytem backup power which will then take you back up to 50% and after that you die, you don't even get credits, this game isn't even true to the movie, yoou meet the t -1000 at John Coners house your supposed to meet him at the mall, what the fuck!
The controls are also stupid in this game, they are not fluid and plus un armed fighting in the game is impossible as if you get too close to the enemy the punch or kick will not take effect,WTF! Alright, lets stop talking about this game, lets just take a look at the final score.
- Graphics - 0.5/5
- Sound - 0.5/5
- Gamplay - 0/10
- Fun Factor - 0/10
- Total -1/30
Appart from 4 and 5 these game suck balls, don't buy them or download them, except for 4 and 5, they both rock, play them now!
Thanks for reading.
Saturday, 19 January 2008
Nice Job microsoft.

- Graphics - 4/5
- Sound - 5/5
- Gameplay - 10/10
- Fun Factor - 9.5/10
- Total - 28.5/30
Buy this game, you will never regret it, beleive me, unless you already have this game so, if you don't then get it!
Thanks for reading kids.
Friday, 18 January 2008
WTF have I been up to ?
- I have been geting a lot of work from school.
- I have been playing super mario galaxy for the nintendo wii, which has actually been better than I had originally thought.
- I have also been playing HALO 3 for the xabox 360 which I have already explained to you how fucking awesome this game is (see 2 articals down).
- And I have been watching loads of Kevin smith movies e.g. Clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, Jersey girl and clerks 2, which are all totally AWESOME!
I have been doing other things but I do beleive that those matter are not important on a web page which just contains random crap and me telling you other shit that I ave been doing over the past few days, so I do beleive that is none of your business (?)
Don't worry, in the next few days I will definatly be posting a much better artical, rather than telling you shit that I have been up to, so I'll have anothr artical soon.
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
A half assed review
You may have also noticed that I don't rerview horror films, my brother does more stuff like that but as a treat I will be reviewing the movie....

Now I am not a big fan of horror movies, but damn do I love this movie, it has the best killer ever in this movie, Michael myers, this guy kills his family as a child and is sent to an insane asylum for life and breaks out, and goes on a killing spree, what is better than that?
This movie had evrything that a good horror movie needs, it has great moments of suspence in it , the best example is when jamie lee curtis is trying to get away from michael and get back to the other house where she is baby sitting, she can't get the door open! Oh NO!
Michaels gonna kill her right?
WRONG!
Just at the last second she makes it through in to the house, my only real problem that I had with this movie is a toward the end when michaels mask comes off and we see his face, that where I got seriously pissed off, but apparantly John carpenter (writter & director) apparantly wanted the shaddow to cover the guys face but could get what he wanted.
Another graet thing about this movie is the ending, michael gets shot like 5 times falls out a window and when the doctor who shot him looks out the window Michaels is gone!
That was one of the best ways to end a moie like this, lets take a look at the final score.
Storyline - 5/5
Actors - 5/5
Blood factor - 6/10
Scary ass factor - 9/10
total -25/30
*****/*****
Forget blood this movie rocks!
There wasn't a lot of blood in this movie but thats another thing that makes this movie so great, It leaves the blood and gore more to the imagination, but when you did get to see blood there wasn't too much of it but it still looked really cool.
Blood doesn't matter in this movie as it is AWESOME!
Really great movie buy it now!
Thanks for reading kids.
p.s. Many people reeding this review have probably not seen this movie and I have given away a lot of the stuff that happened, I should have warned you, so here we go.
Warning - this review contains spoilers.
Saturday, 12 January 2008
Halo 3

- Graphics - 5/5
- Sound - 4.5/5
- Game play - 9.5/10
- Fun Factor - 10/10
- Total - 29/30
I you don't have this game then make sure that you go and buy this game as soon as you can but if you on't have an xbox 360 then you'll prbably never get to play this game unless a freind of yours has it, but unfortunatly it's not on the pc, which just does no make sense as it was created by microsoft, and it's first person shooter it should be on the pc anyways , but what can you do, just buy the console and play the game.
Tahnks for reading.
Thursday, 10 January 2008
Best games I got for christmas
As you may know already there are quite a lot of games I got for christmas, but I want to tell you the best, now lets take a look at the list.
5. Spider-man friend or foe - like a I said in a few articals back this game was disapointing and it could have been better, lets move on.
4.Alien vs Predator reqiuem - Like I have said before the graphics were surprisingly god for a psp game and the sound was O.k and the game play was a bit repetitive, but was still really cool.
3.The simpsons game - Now the great thing about the graphics is that they look and sound like you are actually watching a cartoon, the sound is really good and of course it's fun how much better of a simsons game can you get?
2.Halo 3 - Everyone who loved the first 2 halo games were obviously hopping for a good game, and they all got what they wished for, and of course we all know what the ending to the series is, I don't know because I haven't finished the game yet, I have been too busy trying to complete all these other games that I got but anyways lets look at number 1!!!!!!!
1.Assasins creed -How awesome is this game, You are bound to have hours and hours of game play, the graphics also are amazing, they are so realistic, the story is brilliant and also might I say the sound and music is great and alsowhat better to do between missions than kill loads of enemies with a retractable blade, a sword and throwing knifes, this is probably one of the best games that I have ever played, no doubt.
Thanks for reading, make an attempt to buy what is on this list, however the game at number 5 you may want to have some thought into it before you buy it, but make sure that you buy all the games on this list, and if you have to buy a new console just to buy and play one of these games, I don't care buy the damn console, but make an attempt to buy these games, beleive me they are worth it.
Wednesday, 9 January 2008
Where have I been all this time
Well for starters I've been going to school
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
I've been revising for a NAB.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
I've been watching movies like Bill and Teds excellent adventure
"AWESOME!"
And thats about it, that and I have been working on putting together a date when all the cast and I get together and film it but also we need a better camera and software to do it with, so we might be able to get to work on it , so pleaes keep reading and keep watching, Thanks.
Sunday, 6 January 2008
Back to school.........WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is wrong with these people, they show pictures of kids wearing school cloth jumping around, having fun and ejoying learning, who the fuck makes these posters?
I wish that they were all burned, we already have to deal with fact that we are going back to school but you don't have to keep reminding us, WE KNOW!
For the love of god, I remember at the begining of my 6 week summer holiday they put these damn signs up only a few days after the holiday started, WHAT THE HELL!
We are trying to enjoy our holidays and your trying to keep remiding us that the school term starts in 6 weeks?
WHY!
We know that already we are trying to forget about it, it seems to me that goverment is trying to stop us from having fun.
To cut a long story short stop putting these damn signs up and let us have some fun in the time we have off school, O.K.
SCHOOL SUCKS!!!
Oh and I'd best mention this now, I may not be able to post as much being that I am back at school, I may be able to do it at school but, I can't make any garantee's so, id don't know, and we may be able to get to work on weirdo's episode 2 very soon, so keep an eye out for it, see ya later, everyone.
Saturday, 5 January 2008
It's 2008.... Where the hell are my hover shoes?
Wow, the New Millennium. Jetpacks, hover cars, robot housemaids and remote control girlfriends, a whole new world, a new era of technological advancment. More like a whole new era of exactly the same shit we had before!
Now it's the beginning of the eighth year of this sucky Millennium and I'm still typing this with my hands. I had plans you know, great ones. I was going to be the first person to test out the new teleportation pods. Everything would go great up until the point where a small goldfish would somehow leap out of its bowl and into one of the pods thereby merging with the test subject creating a giant superfish that would go on rampage, threatening all the college girls. Then after the authorities fail once again to bring the beast down, I single handedly put the beat down on it using nothing more than a nail file, my brother's glasses and a fishslice. I would then become king of the universe and my mutant minions would kneel before me ( because mutant minions are very submissive) and then I would be greatest king ever.
But that's not going to happen because there's no such thing as teleportation pods. And because the world employs a voting system and I'd probably end up losing out to George Bush. But I guess we're stuck here. Here in this time of LIES! LIES, LIES, LIES! Damn you "Tomorrow's World"! Damn you!
Well that's all for now. If you'd like to read more of my rants, go fuck yourself.
Bye bye!
Transformers

It has been a while since I have bothered to reveiw a film so here we go, What better film to review that the awesome Michael Bay film Transformers, The storyline goes that there was this cube that be used to turn earth machines into autobots or transformers, this cube was lost by megatron and he must go and find it but then optimus prime goes with his group to earth to find it before megatron, and they kick his ass!
What a brilliant storyline, wouldn't you agree, the most important part of the movie was done right, birlliant.
Now here is one thing that I never expected when I went to see this movie, the CGI is amazing, it is probably some of the best CGI that I have seen in years, good show industrial light & Magic, good show.
What a surprise, for the characters set in this movie the cast was perfect, which is another great point to this movie, nice choice Michael Bay, Shia Lebeouf was perfect for the character of Sam, great job.
You know what fuck this, why should I bother going through this any more, it is probably clear to everone reading this that this movie is FUCKING AWESOME!
Lets look at the final score.
- Storyline - 4/5
- Special effects - 5/5
- Actors - 9/10
- Entertainment value - 10/10
- Total - 28/30
****/*****
Now go buy this movie, you'll love it, it's Amazing.
Thursday, 3 January 2008
Alien vs predator

- Graphics - 3.5/5
- Sound - 3.5/5
- Gameplay - 5.5/10
- Fun factor - 8/10
- Total - 20.5/30
This game is worthy of pruchase and a good play, but it still could have been a lot better than I had expected, so go out and buy it, it's worth it.
Wednesday, 2 January 2008
Welcome to 2008
Weirdo's episode 2............................................
O.k we are still working on other ideas as well, so don't worry if you actually care.
Another question to answer is what the hell have I been up to, well of course I Have been busy, with other stuff.
I played tom clancy's ghost recon 2 for the xbox 360.
I've been hangng out with friends.
I had loads of people over to celebrate the new year last night.
I kicked my dads ass at golf on the nintendo wii.
I watced battle creek brawl starring jackie chan.
Me and my brother finished writting the new episode of weirdo's.
And guess what else I have been doing..........................
I have been typing shit on both my pages, plus just befor the christmas holidays(I have no idea why I did't mention this when it happened, I just remembered it) Me and my friend Allister played nothing else matters at my shcool christmas concert and got huge ammount of apluase for, I might upload that video if my friend is o.k with it.
But in the mean time me, my brother and other crew members (I have a crew?) will try and get to work on the next episode of weirdo's as soon a we can, so I can tell you when it is deffinatly going to come out all I can tell you is that it will be coming out some time this year, don't worry it won't be comming out at the end of the year or next year, we may be able to get it posted for the easter holidays but I can't make any garantees, but just look out for it.
Happy new year everyone.