Grand Theft Auto

O.k we are all familiar with the grand theft auto series on the playstation and the playstation 2, and as we all know the games are totally kick ass, I meen half of what you do is just run around blowing shit up and killing people, what else could you ask for.

WellI can think of a few but the first thing that I want to point out, is the titles.

"Grand theft auto", O.k really cool whats next, "Grand theft auto 2", still cool basic understandable we all see whats going on, then we have , "Grand theft auto 3", great whats next, "Grand theft auto vice City", What the fuck what happened to the numbers, o.k grand theft auto 4 next right?

"Grand theft auto San Andreas", WTF! Come on, What about grand theft auto 4, Then we had, "Grand theft auto Liberty city stories".

I want 4 you fucking Jackasses, There evetually was a grand theft auto 4, but it wasn't for another 200 fucking years until the playstation 3 came out. WTF!

But any ways, I don't really plan on reveiwing all of these damn games seeing as how I only have on of them, and have demo's of some of them but the one that I have and will be reveiwing today is "Grand theft auto - Vice City".





O.k this game did have some advantages to it but there were also many fucking shit bombs, lets take a look at the good things about this game first.

First off, the game play is good, it doesn't just keep repeating the same damn missions over and over again, that's actually a very good idea, in many open world games that I have played over the years half of the time the games just keep repeating the same fucking missions over and over again but this game manges to fix that error.

The sound in this game is pretty good, I mean every now and then the characters voices might go down so low you can't hear them but that's fixed as the game has subtitles, but I would still like to fucking hear them speek, but over all the sound is pretty good.

The graphics compared with games today are not at all that good, but this was actually a somewhat early playstation 2 game so the graphics can be excused but the one thing is that it wasn't that fucking early, the game was made in 2002, but it could have been done better.

but the one thing that was the biggest fucking error of the whole fucking game is the damn controles, I mean what the fuck, for one thing circles is shoot and r1 is aim, WTF!
Usually it's r1 that shoots and l1 that aims, but no they fuck us over and make it so damn confusing and make the game less fun and of course harder, there is certain appeal to the game and it does have fun to it but the fun is brought down by the shitty fucking controles.

I thing I have said enough, lets take a look at the final score.



Graphics - 3.5/5
Sound - 3.5/5
Gameplay - 8/10
Fun factor - 5/10
Total - 20/30



If the controles had been done better this game would have been so much better, but they aren't as good as they could have been so, go ahead by the game but be warned the controles suck, Everything else is o.k and makes the game really good appart from the controles.