The Millennium. A new era of technology. Hi I'm Glenn, and I'm here to ask the same question everyone else has been asking since the Millennium (See title).
Wow, the New Millennium. Jetpacks, hover cars, robot housemaids and remote control girlfriends, a whole new world, a new era of technological advancment. More like a whole new era of exactly the same shit we had before!
Now it's the beginning of the eighth year of this sucky Millennium and I'm still typing this with my hands. I had plans you know, great ones. I was going to be the first person to test out the new teleportation pods. Everything would go great up until the point where a small goldfish would somehow leap out of its bowl and into one of the pods thereby merging with the test subject creating a giant superfish that would go on rampage, threatening all the college girls. Then after the authorities fail once again to bring the beast down, I single handedly put the beat down on it using nothing more than a nail file, my brother's glasses and a fishslice. I would then become king of the universe and my mutant minions would kneel before me ( because mutant minions are very submissive) and then I would be greatest king ever.
But that's not going to happen because there's no such thing as teleportation pods. And because the world employs a voting system and I'd probably end up losing out to George Bush. But I guess we're stuck here. Here in this time of LIES! LIES, LIES, LIES! Damn you "Tomorrow's World"! Damn you!
Well that's all for now. If you'd like to read more of my rants, go fuck yourself.
Bye bye!
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